Their “Cognitive Dissonance” is based on a “Pre-Conceived Notion” of reality, causing them to have “Tortured Thoughts” about the so-called “Changes We Can Believe In,” causing society to “Relapse” to a reactionary time, before “Dawkins” and “Hitchens” showed some of us the path to enlightenment; a time when writing a loving “Valentune” wasn’t followed by three ignorant statements, replacing our joy with three times the sadness; a “Bluetrois,” you might say. 

“Anyway…,” I think it’s time for a “New Anthem.” 

...or two.